Here’s the weird upside: a July heatwave always leads to spectacular sunsets. The heat and haze turn the sky into a watercolor painting. It’s nature’s apology for making you sweat through your shirt.
Also, pool attendance skyrockets. Suddenly, you remember that one friend with a pool. You start texting them. “Hey, long time no see! How’s the chlorine level?” Play it cool.
And let’s not forget the excuse to eat ice cream for breakfast. “It’s medically necessary,” you’ll say. I support this lie completely.
