Let’s consult the official Boots Manual, which I just invented. It says: Boots start at 10:00 AM on Tuesday, but only if you’re wearing socks that match. If you’re rocking mismatched socks, the start time gets pushed to 10:15. That’s just physics. Don’t fight it—go find your matching socks and embrace the delay.
But wait—what if you’re starting the boots literally? Like, you’re putting on those leather beauties for a hike? Then 10 Tuesday is code for “right after breakfast, but before you lose your enthusiasm.” Enthusiasm is a fickle beast. It clings to your ankles like a needy cat. You gotta pounce before it disappears.
