Let’s be real—you’re probably already running late. The good news is that most venues allow latecomers to sneak in between songs. The bad news is you’ll miss the opening bit where James Bourne yells “LONDON!” as if he’s addressing a medieval kingdom.
If you arrive at 8:00 PM, you’ll catch the tail end of the support act and the entire main show. Don’t panic; just slowly shuffle in while mouthing “sorry” to everyone you trample.
An extreme pro-tip: if you get stuck in traffic, blare “Five Colours in Her Hair” from your car. By the time you park, you’ll be sufficiently hyped to sprint through the foyer like a sweaty teenager.
