Okay, if you need the actual, honest-to-goodness start time for today’s game, you have two options. Option one: pause this article and Google “Seahawks schedule.” Option two: trust that it’s almost certainly a 1:25 PM Pacific start, unless it’s a prime-time game, in which case you should already be wearing your pajamas and regretting your life choices by 5 PM.
But let’s be real. The exact time doesn’t matter as much as the feeling you get when you hear the kickoff whistle. It’s the sound of a weekend being officially won. Whether you’re at the stadium, on a couch, or listening on the radio while “running errands” (wink), the time is now. Go Hawks.
So, deep breath. Check the app. Trust your gut. And if you’re still lost, just show up whenever Dave fires up his grill. Dave always knows the time.