So, what does asparagus do to your body? It makes you pee funny, feeds your gut, fights inflation (the bodily kind), and turns you into a walking health seminar. Is it perfect? No. It can make you gassy, it’s expensive in winter, and it occasionally looks like a medieval weapon.
But when you roast it with olive oil and salt until the tips get crispy? Magic. Your body gets a nutrient boost, your taste buds get a party, and your pee just becomes a conversation starter. Eat up, and don’t forget to warn your roommates.
