First, let’s address the elephant in the room—or the giant hollow rabbit. You will overdose on cocoa. It’s not a suggestion; it’s a biological inevitability. Here’s a pro tip: don’t eat the ears first. That’s what amateurs do.
Instead, strategically dismantle the creature. The ears are pure milk chocolate, the body is a brittle shell of despair. Did you know the UK alone spends over £400 million on Easter eggs? That’s roughly the GDP of a small island nation staffed entirely by sugar-addicted hamsters.
