So here’s the cheat sheet: Monday to Friday 9 AM–8 PM, Saturday 9 AM–8 PM, Sunday 11 AM–4 PM. Stick that in your phone notes. Maybe tattoo it on your arm if you’re committed.
The Metro Centre M&S isn’t just a supermarket; it’s a sanctuary of cucumber sandwiches, surprisingly good own-brand gin, and those little plastic tubs of mango slices that make you feel healthy even as you eat them in the car. But a sanctuary with strict door policies.
So next time you’re rolling out of bed and craving a Colin the Caterpillar cake at 8:47 AM, just know: you’ll be waiting. But hey, the security guard might share his tea. It’s happened before.
