So, is Wickes open on Bank Holiday Monday? Usually, yes. It’s a small mercy. A tiny victory in the battle against the unfinished to-do list.
It’s a reliable friend. Not a flashy one that takes you out for cocktails, but the one that shows up with a roll of duct tape and a “you’ll be fine” attitude.
Treat it with respect. Don't leave your run too late. And for the love of all that is holy, buy the right size screw the first time. Your bank holiday Monday self will thank you. Now go forth and fix that thing. You’ve got this.