Forget terrorism; the real danger in Europe is a highly organized team of pickpockets in Barcelona or Rome. They are ninjas. They will steal your wallet while complimenting your shoes.
And the second greatest threat? Gelato. That’s right. A surprising fact: some Italian gelaterias use cheap ingredients and charge you €7 for a scoop that looks like a radioactive unicorn. Trust me, you’ll survive a political crisis, but you won’t survive the shame of eating bad gelato.
Wear a money belt, keep your phone in your front pocket, and never buy gelato that’s piled high like a mountain—that’s tourist bait, my friend.
