First, dump your lentils into a fine-mesh strainer. Run cold water over them until the water runs mostly clear, not cloudy and sad.
Here’s the boring-but-crucial part: spread them out on a plate while they are wet. Look for tiny rocks. Yes, actual rocks that somehow snuck into the bag. You don’t want to crack a tooth on a pebble while eating your “health food,” trust me.
I once found a dried-up lima bean in a bag of green lentils. I felt betrayed by Big Legume. So yes, pick through them like a forensic detective.
The Water Ratio (Don’t Overthink This)
Put your cleaned lentils in a pot. For every 1 cup of lentils, add 3 cups of water. That’s it. That’s the magic number.
Too much water and you’ll be making lentil soup when you wanted firm lentils for a salad. Too little water? You’ll burn the pot and then have to scrub for 20 minutes while questioning your life choices. Stick to the 1:3 ratio.
Pro tip: Use a heavy-bottomed pot. It distributes heat evenly and prevents that dreaded scorching. Your future self will thank you.
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