Here’s a wild thought: some water on Earth is millions of years old trapped in glaciers. That ancient stuff is considered a delicacy. Yet a bottle from 2026? We treat it like a crime scene.
It’s all about storage. A glass bottle of water could last centuries. Plastic? It’s a race against time—and chemistry.
Also, did you know that bottled water from 1990 still exists? It’s probably syrupy and gross, but it’s technically still water. Nature is weird.
