If you’re taking a ferry, you’re in for a ride of about 2 to 3 hours. Yes, that’s less time than you spent deciding what to watch on Netflix last night.
The high-speed ferries from Miami to Bimini or Freeport are the rockstars of the sea. They zip across the Gulf Stream like a dolphin late for a party. Just bring a book, some sunscreen, and maybe a Dramamine—if you’re the type who gets seasick watching a washing machine.
Private boats? You’re looking at a similar window, depending on your engine and how fast you want to burn gas. Bonus: you can stop for a snorkel break halfway—which is basically a flex on every landlocked person back home.
Flying: The “Cheater’s Way” to Paradise
Of course, you could just fly. A plane from Miami to Nassau takes about 45 minutes to an hour. That’s shorter than a sitcom—even one without commercials.
By the time you’ve ordered a drink and complained about the turbulence, you’re already descending. Pilots barely have time for the safety demo before they’re like, “Welcome to the Bahamas, don’t forget your sunglasses.” It’s almost too easy.
And here’s the kicker: you can often find round-trip flights for under $200. That’s cheaper than a night out in South Beach where you wake up with a stamp on your hand and regret in your heart.
